Sarah Palin the Republican vice president nominee, has received major press and coverage ever since headlining the RNC 2 weeks ago. The woman has burst onto the spotlight, and there is no turning back now.

Today a funny send up was written about her and her 8 step energy plan for Alaska. Read some of it below.

The governor will mandate that all Alaskan state correspondence be delivered by dog sled.

She will cut down the amount of fuel consumed in the aerial hunting of wolves and bears by restricting the shooting of the predators from the air to: hot air balloons, gliders and State of Alaska planes on official government business.

She pledges to cut down on the family use of air polluting snowmobiles to under 20,000 miles per year – a net drop of 10%.

The governor will issue polar bear fur parkas to all state employees and mandate that they be worn indoors, allowing the state to set thermostats to 55 degrees in all state office buildings.  This will also help mitigate that pesky polar bear ‘problem’ by reducing the number of endangered bears that can be photographed by do-gooders and the lefto media.

Sarah pledges to stop using her electric carving knife when hacking up those moose carcasses.

Source: [Alternative Consumer]